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美國白老頭吵架,全世界看他們丟臉 January 16, 2018

Posted by hslu in 美國, Trump, US Government, 川普.
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美國聯邦政府高高在上,神聖不可侵犯的政壇通常都是爲美國和一部分美國人民的福利而努力。有時候也為了美國的國家利益派兵去侵略其他國家或者去轟炸敵軍陣地。也常常爲了推翻對美國不友善的外國政府而算計。

不過,我們這些只有一張不值錢的選票,卻沒有關係,沒有銀子,沒有地位的小老百姓是看不到這些人為國犧牲,為民服務的。

不過,這幾天美國政壇可熱鬧了。上自總統,下到參,眾議員和政府官員,乒乒乓乓,有模有樣,打起嘴炮了。

華盛頓 DC 腰帶公路裏面的幾個白老頭吵了起來,美國又內戰了。

他們口沫橫飛,吵來吵去,比手劃腳,互不退讓。一個個臉不紅,氣不喘,心不跳,眼不紅,一本正經的指控對方黑白講,扯謊,騙人。

為的是什麼?

是為了美國的國家利益嗎?好像不是。

是為了美國的尊嚴嗎?有點不像。

是為了裏面分贓不均嗎?恐怕還不到這個地步。

是為了美國人民的福利而努力嗎?更不是。

其實沒什麽大不了,這些七老八十的白臉老頭子是為了決定川普有沒有睜眼說瞎話而爭的臉紅脖子粗的?

那,川普先生說了什麼瞎話呢?

川普在討論美國移民法案的會議上說:所有非洲國家,海地和薩爾瓦多都是 “shithole“.

那 “shithole” 是什麼呢?Shit 是糞便的意思。 Hole 是洞的意思 簡單來說,”shit” 加上 “hole” 就是一個”大糞坑“的意思。

你應該記得,1970 年代,尼克森做美國總統的時候,有個”水門事件”吧。後來鬧來鬧去,尼克森被迫辭職,下台鞠躬了。

我們姑且叫 Trump 的 “shitholegate” 爲”川普大糞坑門“吧。這個名詞即生動,又好記,相當切實,更讓人忘不了。

白宮先頭沒有否認川普說了這些話。媒體大力批評。世界各國,非洲,海地和薩爾瓦多先後指責。川普臉皮嫩,開始受不了。於是他推過來,推過去,極力否認他這種有地位的大富翁,怎麽可能說這種沒有風度的下流話呢?可是,民主黨參議員確認川普說過這些話。接著共和黨的參議員說不記得川普說過。給川普做事的官員也說不記得。

這下可好了,幾個美國有頭有臉,八分像個人樣的白臉老頭子開始吵架了。

歸根結底,他們吵的就是你相信川普還是不相信川普?民主黨的黨員是不是騙人?共和黨的黨員是不是扯謊,拍川普的馬屁?

難道美國這些政府的白人都不知道什麼是對,什麼是錯嗎?

難道這些美國讀過書的白老頭都分不清楚什麼是白,什麼是黑嗎?

那川普有沒有說非洲國家,薩爾瓦多和海地是 shithole 呢?

川普說他沒有說。而且他說他是世界上最不會歧視有色人種的白人。

當然,有些人不同意。把川普在白宮附近擁有的一間旅館變成 shithole.

紐約客說白宮橢圓廳裏住了一個自大狂的騙子和一個歧視有色人種的白人。

那,川普有沒有説謊話呢?

難道這就是美國版強詞奪理,不要臉的當代厚黑學嗎?

我們是應該拍案驚奇呢,還是應該把它當做秋墳上的鬼唱詩來聽呢?

我累了。你說吧。

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Trump was right this time January 12, 2018

Posted by hslu in 美國, Military, Trump, 川普.
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It is big. It has to be bigger than Kim’s.

Source: The Flipboard.

But, can Trump handle it?

Only the idiot in the WH didn’t know that January 12, 2018

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And he even said that he has a very good relationship with Kim Jong Un.

Blind and acted like a 井底之蛙。

By “west”, Putin means the USA.

Why stop a fake book? January 9, 2018

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If a fake book is about to come out, will someone try to stop it?

No, because the book is fake.

If someone try to stop a book before it comes out, is it a fake book?

No, the book must be about something that’s very real. 

Sounds reasonable to me.

It is not to Trump. 

He try to stop the book from coming out but couldn’t. Once the book is out, he calls the book fake because it makes him look very fake.

What a pity Trump is!

Well, it isn’t over yet. We have been officially reminded by Trump that he is a “very stable genius.”

It appears that the most powerful man in the world, no, in the entire universe, has no clothes on.

Trump lost the war against Kim Jong Un January 7, 2018

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But, the narcissistic Trump just couldn’t stop patting himself on the back.

Source: The Guardian

What Trump forgot to say was this: ‘However, even with my menacing tweets, my rhetoric, my tough stance and the bigger nuclear bomb button on my desk, Kim Jong Un repeatly ignored me, tested ballistic missiles many times and threaten South Korea and Japanese with nuclear weapons.’

‘Now that they are talking about Olympics and I saved my face, I am going to stop tweeting because my tweets didn’t stop North Korea from becoming a nuclear power in the region.’

Shouldn’t Trump insist that South Korea leave North Korea out of the Olympics instead because Kim Jong Un has been such a bad boy ever since Trump started living in the WH? The rocket man has given me such a bad time and even called me a dotard.

Maybe Trump has forgotten all those unpleasant insults from Kim Jong Un already.

Keep the incompetent Trump in the WH for three more years January 5, 2018

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It’s been an open secret all along:

http://flip.it/dOTZfk

Source: The Atalantic, by James Farlows

Yeah, the world knows Trump is unstable and he is not qualified for the WH job. Everyone, including his base, knew that Trump was an old man with narcissism personality disorder when he said his inauguration crowd was bigger than Obama’s on 1/20/2016. 

Sadly, Trump has been the butt of the world class joke since then. Heck, even North Korean’s Kim Jong Un knows that.

But, let’s face it. Trump is The President of the United States. American people elected him to represent them through the democratic process outlined in The Constitution. We don’t care about the 3 million more votes Hillary got in November last year. Trump get 80,000 more votes in a few key states. And that’s the way it was.

Now that the entire world, except that 35% of Americans who still think Trump is their man, is laughing at Trump and, by extension, the USA, we still need Trump to stay in the WH so that we can get our daily dose of presidential tweets and laughters. 

Trump seems to be overly confident that he can win 2020 election easily. Let him win so that he can provide political entertainment for seven years instead of three. It sure beats the dull and boring drama between McConnell vs Schumer and Ryan vs Pelosi.

China, Russia, German, England, France, Iran, Turkey, Mexoco and North Korea would love to see that too.

Who lied, Trump or Wolff? January 5, 2018

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Would you cate to guess?

Trump:

Wolff:

Here is what WP has to say about Trump:

https://www.google.com.tw/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/fact-checker/wp/2018/01/02/president-trump-has-made-1949-false-or-misleading-claims-over-347-days/

Of course, we all know that WP is biased. They are out to get Trump everyday. But, honestly, at 5.62 lies or misleading statements on average per day, Trump’s ability to tell lied can never be matched by any normal person at all. 

Go figure.

Discrimination in the U.S. December 3, 2017

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The fact that Trump openly made fun of Asian leaders tells everyone in the world how deep-rooted discrimination against Asians is in the U.S. 

Trump didn’t even bother to hide it. Shame on him.

All the laws against discrimination mean nothing to many white Americans. They crack jokes without censor just like Trump did openly.

MLB suspended Astro’s Yuli Gurriel 5 games for making fun of Dedger’s pitcher, Yu Darvish, a Japanese.

Maybe American people should suspend Trump 5 days for disrespecting Asian leaders too. While they are at it, keep Trump from being the president 5 days for each lie Trump has uttered.

Hello, president Mike Pence. Do you have a tweeter account too?

A liar in the WH November 29, 2017

Posted by hslu in 美國, Democracy, Election, Liberal Media, Trump, US Government, 川普.
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Source: WP

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-claims-database/?tid=a_inl&utm_term=.59632c893529

Totally absurd.

What else can you say? Blame democracy. Trump is a very bad and unfortunate product of American democracy. 

Still better than having BJC & HRC in the WH though. Trump has money. He just lies because he can’t help it. BJ&HR remember their Little Rock days well. They are greedy. They would auction out every night of the Lincoln bedroom to the highest bidders.

W/o Trump, there is less entertainment and fewer dramas for the world to see. It also goes a long way to show the world just how bad American democracy can be.

A side benefit of Trump WH is that Trump and his tweets drag the U.S. down the drain which is good for the world. Best of all, there is absolutely not a damn thing American people can do before 2020.

天作孽猶可違,自作孽不可活。

報應啊!報應。

BBC观点:奋发有为Vs保守孤立—中美关系会进入对抗期吗? November 6, 2017

Posted by hslu in China, Cold War, 美國, Economics, Global Affair, Obama, One Belt One Road, Politics, Trump, U.S. Foreign Policy, Xi Jinping, 川普, 民主, 一帶一路, 中國.
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http://www.bbc.com/zhongwen/simp/chinese-news-41840897

不論美國的川普刷什麽把戲,中國一定能兵來將擋,水來土淹。再說,中國和美國的情形有天壤之別,如今的中國已經不可同日而語了:

  • 絕大部分的中國內部團結一致;絕大部分的美國有無數的派系鬥爭,社會混亂,國家分崩離析。
  • 中國除了台灣在一邊夜郎自大,坐井觀天之外並沒有其他特別嚴重的內憂;美國不但有內憂,還有 clear and present danger:1) 白人警察和黑人敵對之勢越演越烈,2) 黑人公開反對政府但是政府沒有任何作為,3) 國外和國內的穆斯林激進份子打擊美國,伺機而動,防不勝防,4) 一千多萬非法移民(墨西哥人等等)東躲西藏,怨聲載道5) 白人至上主義圖謀不軌和自由派鬥爭不停,6) 槍殺案層出不窮,大規模殺人事件隨時可能發生,警察窮於應付。
  • 習近平打貪防腐頗有成效,治理國家也中規中矩,一帶一路乃跨世紀的計劃,對提高中國在世界上的地位不遺餘力,習近平高瞻遠矚和跨時代的思想被寫入黨章;川普,川普兒子,他的女婿和幾位親信被聯邦特別檢察官調查,一路追殺,猶如喪家之犬,非常可憐。川普親信已經被聯邦特別檢察官起訴,一位外交政策助理已經認罪。
  • 習近平在十九大之前清除異己,鞏固自己的權力;川普仰賴沒有經驗的家屬和華爾街億萬富翁治理國事,如今一事無成。
  • 中國致力於基礎科學研究,國力日漸強大,欣欣向榮;美國欠債磊磊,赤字飇漲,苦苦掙扎。
  • 中國國富民安;美國險像叢生。
  • 中國一黨專政,高瞻遠矚,為國為民,勵精圖治;美國兩黨奪權,爲了四年連任無所不用其極,如今一事無成,實乃民主危機。
  • 中國做事效率顯著;美國民主礙手礙腳。
  • 中國有大國風範;美國卻閉關自守。
  • 中國金援外邦,協助他國基礎建設;美國對外用兵,發射飛彈轟炸他人。

      你說川普來中國朝拜,在氣勢上是不是已經輸了一節?

      Source: 多維新聞

      川普金玉其外,敗絮其中,不可一世,目中無人,夜郎自大,不切實際。他的所作所為,做小了美國總統的位子,也將成為千古之笑柄也。

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